It's the end of the holidays. 'Wombling Merry Christmas' isn't playing any more (except when you open the cupboard to get some crockery and the musical mug starts up - not sure what the electricians updating our light switches think of this). The Orinoco costume is back in the cupboard. How do you get through these winter days without a touch of Wombling?
Luckily, people such as Arfon Jones have thought of this. Mr Jones has prepared a special scientific display of what he calls 'Womblus Wimbledon Vulgaris' (trans. Common Wimbledon Womble). Read, and marvel at his erudition.